Sometime in the recent past I've read that if caffeine was a new drug, and being introduced today, it would most likely be a controlled substance.
Anyways, I've got to go and get my fix of 1,3,7-trimethyl-1H-purine-2,6(3H,7H)-dione.
Cheers, Tom Gosse
Rusty Rothwell
· 1 year ago
This is a bit tongue-in-cheek, and I thought it was excellent! I especially like the use of vintage commercials and educational videos. Nice work Amanda...
I tried to stop Coke cold-turkey and started drinking Root Beer (most are caffeine free) and ate non-chocolate cookies to get over my separate chocolate addiction. It was SO HARD.
Luckily, my mother found Caffeine Free Coke and I LOVED it! The only problem was that CFC was introduced around the same time as when they were introducing SO MANY other types of Coke (Coke Zero, Coke Lime, etc.) so CFC was not heavily promoted in comparison to the more exotic new flavors. As a result, no one really knew about it and it didn't sell well. Grocery stores eventually stopped carrying it and now it is no longer available in Canada.
My mother has been able to buy me American CFC when she visits the US, but American Cokes are made with High Fructose Corn Syrop (obesity, anyone?) instead of real sugar so I don't really want to drink it.
I'm REALLY upset that the Coke company didn't promote CFC... it tasted SO MUCH like real Coke that I believe many people would have bought it if they knew about it! Now, my breasts are starting to hurt more and more because I'm back to drinking regular Caffeinated Coke.
And, perhaps you're wondering... how badly CAN my breasts hurt with all this caffeine?
...So much so that if someone tries to hug me I will keel over in pain.
I am honestly hurt that the Coca-Cola company didn't work more to promote CFC. And I feel the pain every day.
Cactus Jack
· 1 year ago
So all Coca Cola products are made with real sugar in Canada? Well, I've never said this to anyone...but I'm sorry your breasts hurt.
Egregious
· 1 year ago
Still drinking coffee? If you buy a latte at a coffee chain, not even one-half of one percent of the cup's price goes into the pocket of the poor Ethi[pian farmer who grew the beans. See http://search.japantimes.co.jp/cgi-bin/ff200805...
Ryan Singer
· 1 year ago
I'M DRINKING CAFFEINE RIGHT NOW !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ( HOME BREWED FAIR TRADE CERTIFIED!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
natahlee
· 1 year ago
Coke rots your teeth too. :-(
shooby
· 1 year ago
you kill me :)
I don't have a blog or even a domain at the moment.
I'm like, off the grid! Maybe I'll invent something new, or .. get a life.
Just kidding :) I kill me too.
dame
· 3 months ago
drugs are whatever you put in your body to change your chemical composition. food is a drug
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Anyways, I've got to go and get my fix of 1,3,7-trimethyl-1H-purine-2,6(3H,7H)-dione.
Cheers,
Tom Gosse
I used to drink 2-3 cans a day, but then I found out I had Fibrocystic Breast Disease (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fibrocystic_breast...) and that caffeine worsens the pain.
I tried to stop Coke cold-turkey and started drinking Root Beer (most are caffeine free) and ate non-chocolate cookies to get over my separate chocolate addiction. It was SO HARD.
Luckily, my mother found Caffeine Free Coke and I LOVED it! The only problem was that CFC was introduced around the same time as when they were introducing SO MANY other types of Coke (Coke Zero, Coke Lime, etc.) so CFC was not heavily promoted in comparison to the more exotic new flavors. As a result, no one really knew about it and it didn't sell well. Grocery stores eventually stopped carrying it and now it is no longer available in Canada.
My mother has been able to buy me American CFC when she visits the US, but American Cokes are made with High Fructose Corn Syrop (obesity, anyone?) instead of real sugar so I don't really want to drink it.
I'm REALLY upset that the Coke company didn't promote CFC... it tasted SO MUCH like real Coke that I believe many people would have bought it if they knew about it! Now, my breasts are starting to hurt more and more because I'm back to drinking regular Caffeinated Coke.
And, perhaps you're wondering... how badly CAN my breasts hurt with all this caffeine?
...So much so that if someone tries to hug me I will keel over in pain.
I am honestly hurt that the Coca-Cola company didn't work more to promote CFC. And I feel the pain every day.
( HOME BREWED FAIR TRADE CERTIFIED!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
I don't have a blog or even a domain at the moment.
I'm like, off the grid! Maybe I'll invent something new, or .. get a life.
Just kidding :) I kill me too.